cloudy-dreamers:

Imagine if you could put emojis into passwords

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popularselfie:

getting a good grade on the test you were 97.4% sure you were going to fail

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otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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ahwaken:

Let’s be nothing… I heard it lasts forever.

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divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

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maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

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50shadezofcarter:

Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.

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